Senator Bluto Biden

Life imitates art. Or was Animal House a Biden bio-pic?

Bluto 1978: "Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

Biden 2008: "When the stock market crashed, Franklin Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the princes of greed,"

Palestinian Rabbit Faces Amputaion On Children's Show

Should we cut the rabbit's hand off for stealing? Or maybe just his ear. These questions are asked in the latest installment of the Palestinian terrorist training show for children, No word on whether Jimmy Carter visited the set for autographs on his last visit. Maybe Obama will get a souvenir T-Shirt for him and his other left wing boys on his trip this week. Are they simulcasting this show in San Fransisco schools yet?