I never heard of Heather Mallick until today, but apparently someone reads her drivel in Canada. Since she's inserted herself into our election with an astonishingly bigoted and sophomoric column, I'll comment a bit in the style she's accustomed to:
"I assume John McCain chose Sarah Palin as his vice-presidential partner in a fit of pique because the Republican money men refused to let him have the stuffed male shirt he really wanted. She added nothing to the ticket that the Republicans didn’t already have sewn up, the white trash vote, the demographic that sullies America’s name inside and outside its borders yet has such a curious appeal for the right."
Yeah, and you're doing a lot for Canada's image right now. We're all so impressed that you've written books that no one's read with that English degree of yours. As a business major, I would take every English elective possible because it was an "easy A" that required nothing more than a little creative Bullshit.
It's possible that Republican men, sexual inadequates that they are, really believe that women will vote for a woman just because she's a woman. They're unfamiliar with our true natures. Do they think vaginas call out to each other in the jungle night? I mean, I know men have their secret meetings at which they pledge to do manly things, like being irresponsible with their semen and postponing household repairs with glue and used matches. Guys will be guys, obviously.
When was the last time you got laid honey? With that attitude, I'm sure it's been a while. Isn't this considered hate speech with the thought police up there? Or is prosecution only reserved for those who criticise Islamo-Fascist terrorists.
Palin has a toned-down version of the porn actress look favoured by this decade's woman, the overtreated hair, puffy lips and permanently alarmed expression.
How's that Lady Bird Johnson look working out for you? You're probably just angry because you couldn't get a guy to throw you one in a men's prison while holding a fist full of pardons.
We also have this disturbing rant from another unhinged bigot:
"For the die-hard Republicans who lusted over Palin at the convention, her whip-wielding persona was a turn-on. You could practically feel the crowd getting a collective woody as Palin bent Obama and the Democrats over, shoved a leather gag in their mouths and flogged them as un-American wimps, appeasers and losers."
Dude, you've got issues. That's what happens when you spend too much time making love to your right hand. Maybe you should give Heather a call and the two of you can...well, do whatever creatures like you do with one another.
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