Now Hillary's Dragging My Kids Into This

Uh oh! It's 3 AM. The phone's ringing. Something's happening. Who do you want to answer the phone? If it's Bill on the other end with a dead bimbo in his hotel room, then I guess you should get it Hillary. If it's a real national problem, then I'd want someone who'd think of the country before her personal political considerations. That ain't you honey. I'd be a better choice half drunk and slipping into a raging hangover.